Our company is moving into new office space and as a means to seek approval for Zeke I whipped up the following resume.
Resume of Zeke
(aka Snarly Dofangle)
Skills: real-time trigonometry, particle physics, and psychological counseling. Low to below average hair loss. Friendly after initial introductions. Plays well with others. Self starter. House and office trained. Picks up after self.
CFO (Chief Fun Officer) at a growing internet location services provider. Took company public, chased balls, provided undampened enthusiasm and a caring head to pet when times were tough. Went to work even when Jerry was out of town.
Geographic information watchdog. Worked on spatial acquisition skills during mountain biking and skiing excursions. Volunteered for bagel crumb patrol.
Junior office dog in training. Learned to recognize computer reboot sounds,
practiced maintaining high levels of professionalism, and offering alternative
activity suggestions during system down times.
pk 2002-11-15 09:45pm
Dear zeke, I would hire up; live in the mts, swim in the creek every day, hike, xc ski, no more offices.
Resume of Zeke
(aka Snarly Dofangle)
Skills: real-time trigonometry, particle physics, and psychological counseling. Low to below average hair loss. Friendly after initial introductions. Plays well with others. Self starter. House and office trained. Picks up after self.Frontier Design Group
Oct 2002 - Present
Manager of the rolling and bouncing sphere department, group morale, and team lead on aerobic excursions.
JH Consulting
May 2001 - Oct 2002
Free lance home consultant. Bored, bored, bored...
Vicinity Corp
Feb 1996 - May 2001
CFO (Chief Fun Officer) at a growing internet location services provider. Took company public, chased balls, provided undampened enthusiasm and a caring head to pet when times were tough. Went to work even when Jerry was out of town.
Etak Information Group
Nov 1994 - Feb 1996
Geographic information watchdog. Worked on spatial acquisition skills during mountain biking and skiing excursions. Volunteered for bagel crumb patrol.
The Synclavier Company
Feb 1993 - Nov 1994
Junior office dog in training. Learned to recognize computer reboot sounds, practiced maintaining high levels of professionalism, and offering alternative activity suggestions during system down times.