I am somehow comforted by this collection of airline meal photos (with scattered reviews).
"A "panini" hard like a biscuit with a cheese which smelts like perspiring feets. The worst service I've ever had in an airliner. I sat on 25F (last row in a B737) and got my drinks at first... My friend was sitting next to me (25 E) and the stewardess said to him "I will come later" and moved her trolley table to the row below the business class (approx 10)... Unfortunately he got his drink as last... Definitely the service of a fallen star..." Lufthansa
Breast of corn - fed chicken tandoori style featured with glass noodles salad and cilantro creme fraiche Salad: frisee, radicchio, lamb's lettuce and pumpkin julienne presented with basil olive oil dressing Breads, rolls and butter Cheese and dessert: Comte', Camembert and Morbier garnished with cape gooseberry Lufthansa
"The best meal I've experienced in air travel. The only thing that was missing was a marrow spoon." US Airways
"Horrible and the plastic fork made it inedible!" US Airways
appetizer (039): crabmeat in smoked salmon parcel main (040): grilled beef tenderoin with wild pepper barbeque sauce mesculin salad with tomato wedges french brown roll, olive roll, garlic bread round swiss truffle cake (041) tea, fine chocolate, fresh fruit and cheese Vietnam Airlines
In case it isn't obvious the blue shirted one (Chance) is laughing his head off. Now back to serious kid action...
I think it was the crawdad's from the Scottsbluff irrigation ditches that did it! Hits the next generation, but after reading the pork rind poem, may be in your genetic makeup too.