From The Onion
Report: U.S. Must Reduce Dependence On Foreign Turmoil
WASHINGTON, DC—According to a Cato Institute report released Monday, the U.S. has become overly dependent on foreign turmoil for its conversations and media coverage. "The American people consume as many as 60 million barrels of crude speculation every day, using it for everything from driving discussions to heating up political debates," the report stated. "Unless we can dredge up domestic sources of turmoil, we may end up utterly dependent on the Middle East for conversational fuel."
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Has the press been completely lobotomized? Next weeks news: Exhaling air: is it as important as inhaling? Actually, I don't think this kind of stuff means anything without a famous spokesperson. Dubya is now the spokesman for chewing while his dad was one for not chewing (brocolli). I certainly hope the press finds someone to endorse swallowing food before we all waste away.
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