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Has the press been completely lobotomized? Next weeks news: Exhaling air: is it as important as inhaling? Actually, I don't think this kind of stuff means anything without a famous spokesperson. Dubya is now the spokesman for chewing while his dad was one for not chewing (brocolli). I certainly hope the press finds someone to endorse swallowing food before we all waste away.
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