Ted stopped by the office the other day and Zeke was there to greet him. Ted was prepared, with biscuit and camera, but he still got growled at.

Have you ever worked in an office with someone who's just a little too gung-ho? They know when someone is late to work. They appear to be keeping track of how many donuts are eaten and how long everyone's breaks take. Nose in everything, always has an opinion.

That's Zeke.

His tail may be wagging but he still growls at the laughing UPS guy. He lies in wait, keeping track of comings and goings. Even the owners of the company are greeted by a stern "what-the-hell-is-the-idea-coming-in-this-late" snarl accompanied by seemingly happy wags.

Don't let the passive aggressive behavior fool you. He's a cruel task master and only one thing will make him happy.

Drop what you're eating and get back to work.

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