Sorry, this is all I have to offer...snow and ice. Or, maybe, ice and snow? And slush. Yes, definitely slush.

Ten days to California. Heck, I may never come back. Park my winter white carcass at a Jamba Juice and spend the days sipping citrusy drinks. Starting off with a cup of coffee from Peet's, of course.

Alabama looks pretty good, too. Crazy chicks down in Alabama.

Update: All is not lost, sitting here at the office a flurry of birds have started cycling through. Junco, Finch, and Cedar Waxwings all in the last hour. They must know something...