Flat Footed
(without any apologies to Foriegner)

I'm flat footed, check it and see
Got webbed feet and toes numbered three
Come on baby, do you do more than honk?
I'm flat footed, I'm flat footed

You don't have to fly a straight line, to know it's migration time
You've flown until night
Now you're preened so fine, let me lay it on the line
I wanna know what you're doin' after the flight

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