Dang, so much for a career as a cyborg. According to The Brunching Shuttlecocks new Cyborger acronym generator I would become a:
J.E.R.R.Y.: Journeying Electronic Replicant Responsible for Yardwork
Tink (cat) & Zeke (dog) came out more interesting/menacing:
T.I.N.K.: Technician Intended for Nocturnal Killing
Z.E.K.E.: Zombie Engineered for Killing and Exploration