Today's quotes of note:

"I was chemically altered at embryonic stages of my life by conglomerate CEOs to display their logo on my forehead." Not just a birthmark

"I have a hacking cough so disgustingly haggard that I fear I may have a beanie baby stuck in my esophagus." dooce.com

"A girl can barely break WIND in the common interval without, apparently, exceeding some implausible NDA clause." Blog Sisters

"The operator balked, but we begged, and when we overheard her telling James, his roommate, that she had a collect call from "Stavros the Wonder Chicken", we laughed like the drunken poets we were." EmptyBottle

"NPR had made me sullen. I cursed public radio, Brooklyn, myself, John Ashcroft, and my socks, which were loose." Ftrain

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