A telemarketer called in my sleep last night. They're getting better.

Hi Mr. Halstead, this is Amber.

Hello.

First, I just wanted to say that I really like that radio station you listen to and your web blog is excellent.

Oh?

You're probably busy and everything but Sprint thought you'd be interested in hearing about...

Which radio station?

Umm. You know, that one station. Between 90 and 100?

...

92.3?

Nice try but no dice. I listen to an iPod.

If I could just have a minute...

Take me out of your database.

Of course, but this isn't really a sales call we just thought you'd like...

And it's a weblog!

*click*

Serves me right for not registering for the National Do Not Telepathically Communicate During Dream States Database.

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